Welcome

Welcome Poker Amateurs & Poker Pros!

Hi poker fans, welcome to rakeback poker. I’m honored to have you here at the one of a kind poker site where a poker amateur fiskey* tries to make a million dollars at the online poker felt! My name’s Chris and I’m your host. My goal is to offer you the highest quality poker related website possible, that didn’t happen so I had to settle for what you see.

Well . . . . My guess is your gonna want to know if your wasting your time reading this and if this sites actually got anything to offer right? You could be browsing any 1 of a 1000 poker sites out there so I’ll cut to the chase and tell you.

First and foremost we’re here to offer rakeback deals to experienced professionals and poker amateurs alike. I will however be trying to disguise that fact by making it look like I’m here to help you play better.

If your an experienced player you know you get pretty much the same deal wherever you go anyway. Here your getting the truth in your face! (probably a huge marketing mistake on my part but I thought this was funny at the time of writing)  I wont pretend I’m not doing this to TRY and make a profit. In fact if you accuse me of that I’ll tell you that your damn right I am! How am I supposed to fund my poker habit if I don’t work people? (if you play online poker or are thinking about it and don’t know what rakeback is, you do NEED to know! That’s the first, and probably the most important info I can give any amateur poker player who is learning the ropes about signing up for an online poker account with any site. you can get the lowdown on what rakeback is and how it works here.)

Now to the interesting stuff ! What am I going to do in return for YOU doing me the favor of signing up to my rakeback offers? Read on dear shark/fish/barracuda/donkey or whatever type of creature you prefer to refer to yourself as at the poker table . . . .

Poker Amateur @ The Virtual Poker Felt

1) First off I’ll be blogging regularly on my own endeavors to make it in the online poker world. I’m a pretty determined guy when I set my mind on doing something and my mind is set on making money on the virtual poker felt. I’m no poker guru, I’m just a learning poker amateur but I’ll be sharing with you guys whats working for me and what to stay the hell away from. I’ll tell you about my financial ups and downs and the causes behind them.  I’ll hold nothing back so you learners out there can learn with (and hopefully from) me. Meanwhile you pro’s can sit back, sip a beer while you use my site as light entertainment at my financial expense and perhaps contact me to tell me I’m a stupid donkey-like calling station as I get sued for badmouthing everyone and everything that does my head in. You can catch up on my adventures and a loss/earning update in the ‘poker amateurs confessions‘ category.

2) I’ll be reviewing poker tools and poker software that is designed to teach you how to improve your game. I’ll give you the info on these tool so you dont have to waste hundreds of dollars/pounds/euros/rupees** finding out for yourself whats worth forking out your hard earned cash for.

3) I’ll be posting links to poker e-books that you can download right now or, if you prefer (as I do) real paper and ink books are available in the shop. (see below) Something that everybody can get their shark/donkey-like*** teeth into.

4) In the ‘poker site reviews’ section I’ll be doing the rounds on poker play sites, looking into how good/bad their software is, what kind of sign up bonuses they offer, traffic to the site, how fishy i reckon the site is and what kind of rakeback deal they offer. (*groan* yes I did and will continue to shamelessly plug rakeback deals! in fact this is a golden opportunity . . . . BEST RAKEBACK DEALS EVER HERE!!!!****)

Poker Chips Tricks, Folding Poker Tabletops & Numbered Poker Chips. Find it All!!

5) If you like to play with your hands on real deal poker chips round a real deal table with real deal donkeys you’ve invited into your home to mercilessly take advantage of, I’ll be on the lookout for some stuff you can get online which I’ll let you know about. this will be posted in the ‘poker equipment’ section funnily enough.

300 Chips or 1000 Poker Holdem Chips Sets

6) If you’ve ever looked for any poker items at Amazon you’ll know how many unrelated items you’ll have to scour through to find things your really interested in. On the ‘Olde Poker Curiosity Shoppe‘ page you’ll find products solely related to poker, if  you want to buy poker chips whether it be 300 chips, 1000 poker chips or numbered poker chips, a folding poker table top or even if your looking to buy poker chips tricks, we’re doing the donkey (excuse the pun) work of filtering out the irrelevant items so you can search for your poker supplies more efficiently.

7) Erm . . . . some other things I’ll think up as I’m going along.

All the best poker fans and I hope you enjoy the site.

*A fiskey is a name I’ve coined for the worst type of poker player that your ever likely to set eyes on. The fiskey is pathetic creature that displays all the worst characteristics of both the FISh and donKEY. They are so sad to behold that you’ll usually give them back the money that they have incompetently pushed into your pocket because it’s so upsetting to be a part of such humiliation.

**delete according to your current mood.

***delete according to whether or not your a fiskey.

****probably.